Moon deer. Ok.
Is that a dog that farts a lot cause yes perfect sounds like my life.
im an ice owl
hoot hoot ur super kyoot
Flower Salmon…because that totally makes sense.
Mist Crow, and my boyfriend is Wood Wolf
I forgot to do my boyfriend. His is Wind Butterfly. I like his better.
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.
what the fuck
What in the actual fuck?
My brain just ran out the door… oh shit…
serious mind fuck
Gets me every time
This is genius.
every single person in the world has to see this
Loving your body isn’t conceited
Feeling proud of yourself doesn’t make you a narcissist
Giving yourself credit for something won’t make you lose motivation to keep bettering yourself
Caring about your own happiness isn’t shallow
Putting your recovery first isn’t selfish